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Chemistry Chuckles
Sep 21 2008, 11:46 PM EDT
Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."KC couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!" One day , while watching the Tonight Show, KC saw a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023." Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel: Fe - Fe / \ Fe Fe \ / Fe - Fe The Official Unabashed Scientific Dictionary defines cation as a positively charged kitten…meow. Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny? A: An ether bunny Q: What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea? A: (CO(NH2)2)2 ……… get it? Urea = CO(NH2)2. 3 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?
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Hedgehogdrew |
1. RE: Chemistry Chuckles
Apr 25 2009, 4:50 PM EDT
Q:What is Al Gore's favorite chemistry subject?A: Gibb's Free Energy! Do you find this valuable? |
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ktc28 |
2. RE: Chemistry Chuckles
Sep 11 2009, 11:02 PM EDT
Q: What is a chemist's favorite candy? A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe Do you find this valuable? |
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3. RE: Chemistry Chuckles
Sep 12 2009, 1:43 PM EDT
Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?A: CoRnY. Do you find this valuable? |
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Hannaaaa |
4. RE: Chemistry Chuckles
Oct 21 2009, 8:29 PM EDT
Q: What is a cation afraid of? A: A dogion. Do you find this valuable? |
RachelSwanson |
5. RE: Chemistry Chuckles
Nov 2 2009, 9:34 PM EST
Chemists do it on the table... periodically.
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