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Chemistry Pick Up Lines
For those times when you really need to study, but can't find the encouragement to...
You're like an exothermic reaction: your hotness spreads everywhere
You're an acid, and I'm a litmus paper. You turn me bright red.
You're so attractive, I can't help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
My favorite element is Uranium because I love U!
My name? Bond. Covalent Bond.
I'm Magnesium and you're my oxygen: I light up when I'm with you.
Are you a bunsen burner? Cuz you're hot.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
Are you Copper? Cuz I'd like to Cu later.
Are you a Pokemon. Cuz I wanna Pikachu! - Craddock
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
We can be like hydrophobic molecules, even if the world rejects us, we'll still have each other.
Do you want to be the acid to my base? We can neutralize each other to the last drop
You’re hotter than my heat of fusion … you’re making me melt!
Do you want to oxidize my reducing agent? We can keep titrating till we reach equilibrium
You’re so electronegative, you are giving me a dipole
You're like an exothermic reaction: your hotness spreads everywhere
You're an acid, and I'm a litmus paper. You turn me bright red.
You're so attractive, I can't help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
My favorite element is Uranium because I love U!
My name? Bond. Covalent Bond.
I'm Magnesium and you're my oxygen: I light up when I'm with you.
Are you a bunsen burner? Cuz you're hot.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
Are you Copper? Cuz I'd like to Cu later.
Are you a Pokemon. Cuz I wanna Pikachu! - Craddock
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
We can be like hydrophobic molecules, even if the world rejects us, we'll still have each other.
Do you want to be the acid to my base? We can neutralize each other to the last drop
You’re hotter than my heat of fusion … you’re making me melt!
Do you want to oxidize my reducing agent? We can keep titrating till we reach equilibrium
You’re so electronegative, you are giving me a dipole
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| claire.lee | why covalent? | 2 | Sep 16 2008, 10:44 PM EDT by The_Yellow_Canary | ||
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what makes covalent bonds any more sexy or appealing than ionic? or maybe even metallic?!
that's just insulting... |
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